April 24, 2006
But Your Honor . . .
Rick wrote this in the early morning:
Thought I’d share this with the hope it makes for a Monday morning smile:-)
A woman stands before the judge accused of shoplifting.
He asks, “Mam, what did you steal?”
She replies, “A can of peaches, your honor”.
He then asks, “How many peaches were in the can”.
“Just six”. she answered.
The judge continues, “Then you will be confined to the county
jail for six days”.
Suddenly the woman’s husband stands up and blurts out, “But your honor, she
also stole a can of peas”!
:-)
Rick
Filed under: General Ramblings, Yours 4 a Laff
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